I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You've changed since you got that strap on
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