Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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