Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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