There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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