I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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