There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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