so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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