Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
This baby is an asshole
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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