and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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