a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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