Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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