p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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