the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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