How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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