Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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