I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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