Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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