im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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