it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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