Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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