who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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