talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize