Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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