cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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