We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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