they need to just BURY HIM!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.