There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
