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• (512): View more from Texas

  So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!

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• (254): View more from Texas

  In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.

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• (909): View more from California

  According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack

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• (631): View more from New York

  I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.

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  You must be good in bed dude

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• (949): View more from California

  Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.

  (440): View more from Ohio

  he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi

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