Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old