i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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