I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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