it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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