Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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