yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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