That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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