is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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