i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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