My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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