You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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