porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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