we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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