He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize