I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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