I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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