Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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