But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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