im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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