I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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