Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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