He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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