would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
His hands were made for my vagina.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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