I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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