I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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