This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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