Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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