I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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