i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
