There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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