but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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