U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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