butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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