I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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