just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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